Instead I channeled my inner-roller-derby-diva and found these from Sublime Stitching:
Needless to say, way more appropriate for my condition, and quite honestly, stitching is much more my style. (I could still see the pink hair though...).
And speaking of my style, most days (when I'm not imagining myself as a roller queen) I'd go for the other new, more peaceful, Sublime Stitching pattern in the shop:
Some days we're sweet little birds and others we're roller queens! Happy stitching!